HEY THERE. The name's Oswald. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
And yes, before you ask, Mickey Mouse is my goody two-shoes little brother. Though I hardly see the resemblance.
I was a huge cartoon star back in the late 20's and early 30's (BEFORE the mouse, thank you very much) but things went a bit wacky after a while and I... sorta ended up getting forgotten by society and stuck in a reject world for cartoons known as Wasteland.
Life's been pretty swell lately though, despite my luck... or lack thereof.. but just what does a HANDSOME and AMAZING cartoon rabbit like myself do to keep himself from going insane while being stuck in the shadow of his highly successful younger brother? Well, ASK and you shall be answered.